You'll Go Out Of Your Way To Be Diplomatic And Make Sure Everyone Knows That You Hold No Ill Will, But Really, You'll Never Forgive Them For Wasting Your Time.

You'll go out of your way to be diplomatic and make sure everyone knows that you hold no ill will, but really, you'll never forgive them for wasting your time. No matter though! You're charming AF and เบอร์มงคล ais hotties start falling into your orbit almost immediately after any breakup. Most Likely to Be Doing This After a Breakup: If you're really shook, you go to law school or something. If you're only a little shook, you make a bunch of fire Spotify breakup playlists and waddle around in your PJs pitying yourself for exactly one-seventh of the time you were together, or until a new crush comes your way. Situation in Which You'd Most Likely Run Into Your Ex: You see them all the time, because you're "friends" and you totally "don't care" that they're now dating a carbon copy of yourself at all, haha, why? Scorpio: The Stone-Cold Ex Damn, where do I start, Scorpio? For starters, all your exes are scared of you. You know that right? You're real quick to call someone out and will not hesitate to bring up receipts from, like, four tax seasons ago. And good luck to them if they hurt you, because you'll dedicate all your waking hours to getting them back.

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